"lol chill Hazel Grace it’s a metaphor"
does anyone else accidentally stare at a boys penis when hes wearing pants
me but it’s never an accident
DO GIRLS REALLY DO THIS
yep, I’m just like, how can you hide a penis there? like where does it go?
it’s not even in a sexual way, i’m just like, how does it fit in there? is it uncomfortable?
I heard this was a meme now
Some of my snapchats~
have you thought of capitalising on your skills
Why can’t all the basketball players be like this?
he asked for a blowjob and i blew him away with the word of the lord
THIS IS THE BEST NO THERE WILL NEVER BE A BETTER RELATED SUPERNATURAL GIF THIS WINS ALL THE AWARDS
Fun fact: Picasso wanted to get back to the childlike stage of not being able to draw people very well because he thought he was too good at drawing people
minute and minute shouldn’t be spelled the same
im not content with this content
i object to that object
I need to read what I read again
Excuse me but there’s no excuse for this
Someone should wind this post up and throw it in the wind
i hope you dont mind but you just fucked with my mind
fuck all of you
choose carefully: the red pill or the blue pill
Either way, you’re not leaving the couch for sixteen hours.