I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night
When I was 7 I tried to run away from home but I wasnt allowed to cross the street so I just took left turns and I eventually ended up back at home and it was really embarrassing
"omg girls my crush is coming"
"what should we do"
"just act normal"
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As an English teacher, this made me weep tears of awestruck joy.
the thing is literally NO ONE cares if u dont think leggings count as pants. no one. no one cares. everyones gonna keep wearing them as pants. theyre pants. no one cares what u think
If there’s one thing I’ve learned from reading fanfiction, it’s that clear communication will save you at least three chapters of angst.
we’d probably already have hoverboards if we didn’t spend so much time arguing over whether women are people and if they should be allowed to do science
I mean yeah cause hover boards are more essential to life than basic human rights.
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Deleted scene from the critically acclaimed film, Gravity.